Friday, 10 May 2013

Is that a chocolate bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?



‘Nine out of ten people admit to being chocoholics. The tenth person is probably lying.’
These are the words of Suzie Wharton, a tiny woman in a red and black hat that resembles an upturned truffle case.  She is the author of ‘Spoil Yourself, A Chocoholic Guide to Melbourne’ and has been guiding chocolate lovers around Melbourne for over six years.

As a self confessed chocoholic, I was eager to join the fun. I have known those endorphine highs that a true chocolate addict experiences when the theobromine hits the system. I have thanked the Aztec god, Quetzalcotl, who bestowed the cacao tree amongst his people and led King Montezuma II to offer a taste of his favourite recipe to the Spanish conqueror Cortes in 1519. Chocolate then crossed the Atlantic to Europe where it was developed by a succession of Dutch and Swiss chocolate pioneers until, in 1879, Rudolf Lindt added milk to give us the chocolate sensation we know today. But that’s all history. The tour awaits.

We assemble at the tourist information booth in Melbourne Central for the Chocolate Indulgence Walk. It is fun guessing which the other likely tour members might be.

Our group consists of families from interstate, people visiting Melbourne from rural areas and locals out to have fun in their hometown. The youngest member of our group is a schoolboy from northern New South Wales, who saw the tour on the internet and booked as part of his family’s visit to Melbourne.
Twenty-six eager participants are issued with a red dot to show they belong.

‘Chocoholics have more intelligence and are friendlier than other people,’ Suzie declares.

We are reassured to hear that.

New Zealand Ice cream is our first stop. Suzie assures us it is an Australian company. We partake of a single cone of Chocolate Ecstasy to the sound of quiet contentment with sighs and the occasional slurp as an accompaniment.

‘Chocoholics need to look after each other by keeping everyone else clean. Point out if someone has chocolate spilling down. It is a waste of chocolate to leave it on the outside,’ our guide advises.
Suzie uses an all day sucker with her name in a candy swirl on one side, as a beacon to her followers. As we trail behind she uses her mobile phone to call ahead to warn the next stop of our impending arrival.

We arrive at the Myer truffle department. There is an amazing range of truffles available, from Pink Ladies to chocolates shaped like penguins and prawns.

The sampling has our group warming to the experience and beginning to relax into the adventure. We are all on our best behaviour passing around the tray of samples, no elbowing each other aside for the last sample.

‘What do you think of the cherry liqueur?’

‘It’s chocolate isn’t it?’

‘Do you like the Turkish Delight?’

‘MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm.’

Suzie claims she always puts herself out to assist other chocoholics. She travels the world to locate new chocolate tastes and outlets. New ways are investigated into how to open other people’s chocolates without breaking the seals. Guidance is offered to chocoholics who have to make important life decisions, like choosing between a hazelnut swirl and a strawberry delight.

Our hardy band of chocoholic adventurers are encouraged to savour the flavours. ‘Think of what is in your mouth, not where the next chocolate is coming from and who you might have to share it with.’ A titter of recognition ripples within the group.

Having done my homework I know that chocolate is a beautifully disguised vitamin supplement containing iron, zinc, calcium, riboflavin and niacin. It has very little caffeine or cholesterol. The tannin content is said to prevent tooth decay. The only note of caution is the 28 percent fat content. We can work that off with the aphrodisiac qualities, I guess. Chocolate produces the chemical Phenylethylamine in the body that giving the sensation of being in love.

From Myer, our group of potential lovers head to the Royal Arcade. We stop mid arcade to admire the historic renovation work in progress and are provided with a Cadbury Picnic ‘to keep us going’.

After a pause-to-appreciate we turn down a side arcade to a small Darryl Lea store. More samples, including Chocolate Shells, Rocklea Road, Caramel Snow and jubes are freely passed around.

At every stop we attract a crowd of curious onlookers also hoping for a chocolate handout and volunteering to support our cause. But they do not belong to the Society of the Red Dot. They must walk away empty handed.

As we savour the delights, Suzie explains the different ingredients, such as quality cocoa butter, that goes into producing finer chocolate. Old Rudi Lindt would have known that longer mixing and kneading gives a smoother texture, but it was a revelation to some in our party.

‘The chocolate is beginning to kick in now,’ observes my husband. ‘We’re getting noisy.’

A large family group from Adelaide is wishing the patriarch ‘Happy Birthday’. This tour is part of their celebrations.

Winding through the alleyways and arcades of Melbourne we make our way to the Chocolate Box in the Australia Arcade.

Suzie draws our attention to the heightened intensity, as we taste first white, then milk and finally dark chocolate.

When we sample the Hazelnut Belgian Chocolate, Giandura, it moves an ample matron to an orgasmic squeal as it melts in her mouth and she rushes to buy a take-home supply. We also sample the Raspberry Chocolates that consist of a raspberry jube dipped in white chocolate. Yum!

Gathering purchases for later indulgences we move on toward our final destination. While passing Federation Square we learn of a new chocolate shop to open there in the future.

Finally we arrive at the Cafe Vic in the Arts Centre at Southgate. 

Larger groups in our tour party are shown to tables of six or eight while smaller groups are seated at a long refectory table and continue to chatter about chocolate appreciation and chocoholic support groups. We are served with enormous slices of chocolate cake and cream and our choice of drink. Some hardy souls even choose hot chocolate. I prefer something lighter. I am beginning to feel a little over satisfied.

Suzie speaks to us of chocolate recipes and other chocolate adventures before saying farewell and heading to her next group, the Chocolate and Other Desserts Walk, which is due to start at 2.30pm.
My husband has the final words. ‘I don’t think I’ll need tea tonight. I’m chokkas.’

By Liz Wilks

Details:
Contact: Suzie Wharton Ph. 9815 1228, 0412 158 017
TALKABOUT TOURS
14 Rae Street HAWTHORN VIC 3122
Facsimile: (03) 9818 0999
Email: talktour@ozemail.com.au
Website: www.chocoholictours.com.au

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